Monday, May 30, 2016

Don’t Breathe — Official Trailer (2016) (NR)

Caught this nasty piece of work when a friend of mine asked me who should play the character of Cable in the next Deadpool movie (to all of my non-comic fans, apologies). He mentioned actor Stephen Lang and the trailer for his new movie Don’t Breathe. Having only seen the poster I never got around to viewing the trailer. And then I did. If you dig creepy, moody horror then this is for you.

Premise, a group of young thieves attempt to rob an eccentric old blind man who turns out to be more formidable than he appears. That’s all I’m going to say. Well, that and I want to see Stephen Lang play Cable (Lang looks just like Cable by the way).

I would definitely recommend checking out Don’t Breathe. Pro tip: the darker the room you watch it in, the better. Be your own critic. Check out the trailer and if you feel so inclined, shout out who you think should star in the next Deadpool flick down in the comments section below.

Added Recommendation: Wait Until Dark (1967) starring Audrey Hepburn and Alan Arkin. An early example of one of many terrifying premisses used in modern horror/thrillers today.

A newly blind woman is stalked by thieves in her home and she must rely on her other senses to survive. A wonderful film which rarely gets the credit it deserves.

Always be open to old cinema. They’re called classics for a reason. Enjoy!

Saturday, May 21, 2016

Star Trek Beyond — (2016) Official Trailer #2

Finally, a Star Trek movie that isn’t focused entirely on Spock, gives Kirk the lead and gets down to business with actual space exploration (That was their five year mission) and a rescue from an alien world. Scotty as a bad ass. Bones and Spock as unlikely partners. I hope these are not just trailer teasers. For the first time in a while I have hope for the third installment.

Be your own critic. Check out the trailer for yourself and let me know what you think in the comments below. Live long and prosper. (Yeah, I know. Sorry.)

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Welcome To Happiness — (2015) (NR) (Originally published on

I recently had a chance to review the odd little indie fantasy drama/comedy Welcome To Happiness, the first feature from newcomer Oliver Thomas and starring Kyle Gallner, Nick Offerman, Keegan-Michael Key

Stop by Film Inquiry and read more about is interesting film. Enjoy!

Saturday, May 7, 2016

Captain America: Civil War — Audio Review SPOILERS (2016) (PG-13)

I just got out of a 9:30 am showing of Captain America: Civil War. Why? Because I’m already up so why not? Here’s my "fresh out the theater” review of the latest Cap movie. Check me out on Sound Cloud to hear the ramblings of a tired Marvel fan.

Captain America: Civil War — Audio Review